The new released information regarding the new exploitation game and sequel to Idolm@ster franchise has revealed something that piqued the interest of academic community.
While many girls start experiencing change and improvement on their body during puberty, an unfortunate idol (latin: Candidatus Avis idolus) is suffering from degeneration on her body on the upcoming Idolm@ster 2 game on XBox 360. Sixteen-years old Hibiki Ganaha from Fairy Project is unable to boast her body growth just like her friends because her B-W-H ratio just decrease ranging from 2 to 3 cm. That is even worse than another fellow idol who is trapped in perpetual sacred number of 72 (which is the same number as demons in Goetia DUN DUN DUNN). While this phenomenon sounds like a curse on the subject, scientists rejoice because they have discovered the possible gene that can turn young women into loli. Although they’re still unsure whether or not this is only exclusive to girls who look like a certain dumb hell’s raven. However scientists are optimist this gene can fix everything that is wrong with the world especially global warming.
PS: Makoto is not Makoto anymore, delicious forehead is no more, twins have become pseudo-twins, eternal 72, Lady Gaga never gets old, short hair is wrong, and the why the lower right frame is empty. There are so many things wrong in this world!