The new released information regarding the new exploitation game and sequel to Idolm@ster franchise has revealed something that piqued the interest of academic community.
Time changes…love ages…and loli becomes old hag.
While many girls start experiencing change and improvement on their body during puberty, an unfortunate idol (latin: Candidatus Avis idolus) is suffering from degeneration on her body on the upcoming Idolm@ster 2 game on XBox 360. Sixteen-years old Hibiki Ganaha from Fairy Project is unable to boast her body growth just like her friends because her B-W-H ratio just decrease ranging from 2 to 3 cm. That is even worse than another fellow idol who is trapped in perpetual sacred number of 72 (which is the same number as demons in Goetia DUN DUN DUNN). While this phenomenon sounds like a curse on the subject, scientists rejoice because they have discovered the possible gene that can turn young women into loli. Although they’re still unsure whether or not this is only exclusive to girls who look like a certain dumb hell’s raven. However scientists are optimist this gene can fix everything that is wrong with the world especially global warming.
Official Site for Idolm@ster 2
PS: Makoto is not Makoto anymore, delicious forehead is no more, twins have become pseudo-twins, eternal 72, Lady Gaga never gets old, short hair is wrong, and the why the lower right frame is empty. There are so many things wrong in this world!
In iDOLM@STER 2, there needs to be songs that people remember from the past, like:
Queen’s Bohemian Rhapsody (It will be the first for the girls to hit a lovely high note when singing, “For MEEEE!!!!”)
Live and Learn (Sonic Adventure 2)
Open Your Heart (Sonic Adventure)
Sonic Heroes (from the video game, Sonic Heroes)
I Am All Of Me (Shadow the Hedgehog’s theme song)
Tonight (Luna Sea)
Fish Heads (Barnes and Barnes)
His World (Sonic the Hedgehog 2006)
Maemuki Roketto Dan (Facing-forward Team Rocket!)
Race To Win (Sonic Rivals 2)
Sonic Drive (Japanese Sonic X Theme Song)
Teenager in Love (Dion and the Belmonts)
Reach For The Stars (Sonic Colors)
Supersonic (Bad Religion)
Do you think they should be in THE iDOLM@STER 2? You better answer.
By: Patrick on August 27, 2010
at 10:10 am
Hell, fucking, no.
By: Kotakoni on December 2, 2011
at 12:31 am
Of course yes. It would be awesome to have songs that appeal larger audience worldwide and I myself would die happy if there’s Hotel California in it (and would die from dying happy if it was sung by Kugimiya Rie). However we must not forget that Im@s is aimed towards male otaku audience so it can be guaranteed 90% of the songs are Japanese and majority of such portion consists of those moe-moe idol songs.
By: opphiucus on September 7, 2010
at 7:23 pm
Oh, my god, thank you so much! You’re the best, opphiucus!
By: Patrick on September 9, 2010
at 3:56 am
If THE iDOLM@STER 2 made a CD Album called, The Past Idol Songs, the idols would sing songs people remember from the past, here are the following tracks by the following idols:
Haruka Amami, Chihaya Kisaragi and Miki Hoshii: Sonic Heroes
Chihaya Kisaragi, Takane Shijou and Azusa Miura: Believe in Myself (Sonic Adventure)
Yukiho Hagiwara, Hibiki Gahana and Haruka Amami: Meowth’s Song/Nyaasu no Uta
Yayoi Takatsuki, Iori Minase and Ami Futami: Summer Nights
Ritsuko Akizuki and Makoto Kikuchi: Unknown in M.E. (Sonic Adventure)
Azusa Miura and Chihaya Kisaragi: My Heart Will Go On
Iori Minase, Yayoi Takatsuki, Takane Shijou and Azusa Miura: Bohemian Rhapsody (It will be the first for Rie Kugimiya to sing a high note with the others.)
Makoto Kikuchi, Azusa Miura and Chihaya Kisaragi: Live and Learn
Ami Futami, Iori Minase and Yayoi Takatsuki: Maemuki Roketto-Dan!
Miki Hoshii, Yukiho Hagiwara and Haruka Amami: Tonight
Takane Shijou, Miki Hoshii and Hibiki Gahana: I Am All Of Me
Hibiki Gahana, Yayoi Takatsuki and Ami Futami: It Doesn’t Matter (Sonic Adventure 2)
Yukiho Hagiwara and Miki Hoshii: Lady Bug (Bumblebee Unlimited)
Hibiki Gahana and Yayoi Takatsuki: Teenager in Love
Hibiki Gahana and Haruka Amami: Supersonic
Iori Minase and Ami Futami: Hakuna Matata
Miki Hoshii and Iori Minase: Hotel California (The one you want)
Bonus Talk Track: Iori, Yayoi and Ami get an interview with Sonic
Wouldn’t that be REALLY awesome if they made a CD Album like that, opphiucus?
By: Patrick on September 9, 2010
at 5:18 am
I forgot to mention Haruka Amami and Azusa Miura singing His World from Sonic 2006. But still, wouldn’t that be REALLY awesome if they made a CD Album like that, opphiucus?
By: Patrick on September 9, 2010
at 5:19 am
I also forgot to mention Iori Minase, Yayoi Takatsuki and Ami Futami singing Reach For The Stars, the new Sonic Colors theme song and Fish Heads, from Dr. Demento. Wouldn’t that be cool, still?
By: Patrick on September 9, 2010
at 5:22 am
And while you’re at it, are you a part of YouTube? You better tell iDOLM@STER 2 fans about my song requests, my real username is, TheWolfBunny, I didn’t join YouTube yet.
By: Patrick on September 9, 2010
at 7:35 am
On iDOLM@STER 2 PV Videos Only.
By: Patrick on September 9, 2010
at 7:36 am
Just for u knowledge, for the body. One years is later from the first game. Where is the problem ?
By: Figma PepakuraP on May 20, 2011
at 2:05 pm
Its like you read my mind! You appear to know so much about this, like you wrote the book in it or something. I think that you could do with some pics to drive the message home a bit, but other than that, this is excellent blog. A great read. I’ll definitely be back.
By: adidas tennis shoes on sale on January 5, 2012
at 2:09 pm
Is it possible to reverse engineer this game for PS3 to incorporate an english patch??
By: Thomas on February 5, 2012
at 2:18 am